You asked for sass, and we delivered. Introducing our latest fridge masterpiece...
🦜💋 A retro pin-up gal, a sassy parrot, and the kind of energy we all aspire to: "If I was a bird, I know who I'd poop on."
Perfect for your fridge, locker, or anywhere you need a daily reminder that you're petty... and proud. 😎💩
If I was a Bird...
$3.50Price

